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Bananas (-_-)

For some reason, whenever I see a person with a banana and I want the banana… I can usually get them to give me the banana in 10 seconds or less. I think that counts as a talent. I haven’t seen other people with this talent either. Hmm……

Lucifer, Devil, Demon…?

I would like to know why those words have been changed into something that they were not.

Lucifer is the bringer of light, a lightbearer. And… now people call him/her/it the devil and evil because of religion. How interesting.

Then there’s the word “devil” which originated from the word “devi” and that means “God”…

“Demon” in Greek means guardian spirit. Again, it somehow got flipped around because of religion. I wonder why. What reason is there to change meanings of words and then make the vast majority of people believe a lie?

Those 3 terms do not have meanings related to evil or Hell or any of that. But somehow, all 3 are now evil. Now that I know this, everytime someone uses those kinds of labels, I am automatically not going to believe them. It is messed up to lie to millions of people. About words.

F— It Dirty – Lol

So I was thinking of an entertaining song that I was in the mood to listen to… I settled on the song “Fuck It” by Eamon. There is also the even more entertaining response “Fuck It” by Frankee or something. So I looked up “Fuck It Dirty” because I don’t like listening to edited songs. I want the original! And then I realized… “Wow, that sounds really bad…”                                                            *deletes browsing history* ROFLMAO

“Can I Wear Jeans?”

I should have added on the Shortness post: that its hard to find the right size jeans. –__–

Anyways – This is what happens when I find out I have to attend a formal event:

1- Weddings

Grandma: Sol we have to go to a wedding in 2 weeks.

Me: Ok… Can I wear jeans?

Grandma: No… you’re wearing a dress. *cry*

2- Umm…school shiz

Teacher: And you guys’ banquet is coming up! Make sure you buy it before it goes up to $100!

Me: *raises hand* Can I wear jeans?

Teacher: Well…. no. You have to wear -blah blah blah-

Me: Aww….. *whimper* I wasn’t going anyway! (Last graduation type thing, I DID wear jeans… and then I left right after lol)

3- Funerals

Grandma: We have a funeral to go to. And no you can’t wear  jeans.

Me: *wow, grandma is psychic* What about a skirt?

Grandma: No, you’re wearing a dress. *DIES*

–__– There shall be no compromise!

4- Job Apps

Me: I have to apply in person at this one place.

Other person: Make sure you dress appropriately.

Me: *think* Can I wear….. black jeans? LOL

5- Quinceañera (or other cultural events)

Person: Hey Marisol, want to come to my quinceanera?

Me: Umm… Can I wear jeans to it?

Person: *sigh* Well, you can but everyone else is gonna be dressed nicer.

Me: Ok so no jeans. –__– We’ll see.

6- When Asked About Jeans

Mom: So what kinds of jeans do you like?

Me: Umm… just jeans. Idc.

Mom: What size are you? Do you like colors? Skinny, regular?

Me: Size 0. Idc about colors. Anything. Lol. (Yay, I can wear jeans)

7- When going to regular places

Friend: Wana go to the movies on Saturday?


8- Court

Probably grandma: We have to go to the Bailiff’s office at 10.

Me: The court appointed officer thing? Can I wear jeans?

Grandma: Uuhhh… I guess.

The End.

P.S. I am usually wearing shorts at home and on weekends and stuff. It gets hott. Like now! Oooo… song quote time. In Those Jeans – Ginuwine. Or Dem JeansChingy. Or that Apple Bottom Jeans song. Wow, there are a lot of jeans songs. Represent homie Gs. XD

WHY SHORTNESS SUCKS but I like it List!

Well, I think I like making lists. At least this one has a high chance of making people laugh. Being short/small sucks, but I still kinda like it. Most of the time. Oh! Almost forgot to add… I am 4’11 and 95 lbs………………….. and am not growing. >__<

  1. People can hold things above their head so I can’t get it, and my only option is to kick them in the sack.
  2. It’s OBVIOUS I can’t reach the top shelf… but I can’t reach the back of the bottom shelf either.
  3. There are more short jokes than tall jokes, thus it is mean to make fun of the Vertically Challenged.
  4. When I want to ride a rollercoaster or something, I get stopped even though I actually DO meet the height requirements.
  5. I haven’t grown in like 7 years. In other words, the ending of 4th grade. Sadness.
  6. I don’t waste time at concerts because all you normal or tall sized people will be blocking me. However, I did watch Janet Jackson perform through binoculars.
  7. When I sit on a regular sized chair or sometimes toilets, my feet don’t reach the ground. And when they do, it’s usually just my toes.
  8. Someone can totally pick me up and just kidnap me because not only do I FIT INSIDE OF BAGS!! But I also can’t really do anything.
  9. When I look straight ahead, I have no choice but to look at everyone’s chests. Sometimes stomachs.
  10. I ate all my vegetables (even spinach) and I still ended up small. I was lied to!
  11. People do an intense stare when I climb shelves. –__–
  12. If I were to play basketball again, I would constantly get blocked.

The world is made for people who are like 5’5 and up. I envy people’s height. I hope to make it to like 5’1… Lol.

Talking, Listening, Arguing

A lot of people tell me that I am stupid and immature for arguing with them for well over an hour. Sometimes 2 hours, sometimes 3, 4… And probably ALL of those people don’t understand why I don’t stop debating the topic with them. The premise is simple.

Whenever I talk to people, it seems like most of the time it’s just everyone talking. You’re probably thinking, “Yea! Obviously! People talk in conversations!” Ok but the other side to conversing is called “listening“. Hearing what someone said and listening to what someone said are 2 separate issues. Most people only fulfill the talking part. They most likely aren’t even aware, but they’ll just keep talking and talking and talking without listening to a word the other person is saying. People who say, “I’m listening to you!” actually mean “I hear what you are saying, but I think you’re wrong and don’t care!” automatically making the conversation turn back to them. Sounds pretty selfish, right? It is! But can’t blame people since they probably are unaware of how they come off.

Secondly, if you want someone shut up in a short amount of time, all you have to do is make sure to listen. Personally, I don’t argue with people for 3 hours just for the purpose of “winning” because honestly, what am I winning from that anyway? Just satisfaction of winning? No. I do it because the entire time, I’m trying to get the other person to understand where I’m coming from. They don’t need to empathize – I don’t believe in the word empathy unless you’ve gone through the same experiences. If everyone learned to listen as well as they like to keep babbling, chances are EVERYONE’s relationships would be more successful. Whether it be friendships, marriages, or whatever else.

Many people claim to be good communicators because they supposedly have a way with words. Have a way with your ears too and that’s when you’re a good communicator! People will notice when you start to listen to them rather than selfishly talking all about yourself and your own thoughts. They WILL. Sometimes how you listen has more of an effect than how you speak. Unless you speak like you’re uneducated or you speak Pidgin. In that case, I suggest you start studying the English language. No offense to my home of Hawaii and all the “mokes”, but speaking like that is just one of the reasons mainlanders think were not as intelligent. However, the same idea applies to other areas. Talking like a hillbilly might be even worse. Again, no offense. Just opinions.

So Readers… You all should evaluate yourself to really see if you are listening as well as talking. I know sometimes when we get mad we might slip and be all self-centered. That’s called being Human. Rarely listening is called being ignorant. And if you know you’re doing it and have a big ego, that’s even worse. That’s called stupidity. I guarantee that if you listen more in your conversations, you’ll become a more open person and your relationships will improve. You’ll understand and see where others are coming from and they will notice that change in you. It may take time, but listening is just as important as talking.

MOKE DEFINITION (if needed): This is not the British slang for Donkey. I’m referring to mokes of Hawaii! A moke is basically a very local resident of Hawai’i, who most likely enjoys anything related to island-life.

Dumbasses. Lol.

It really sucks agreeing with people who think most teens are dumbasses, and then still being placed in the category of dumbasses. By dumbass people who don’t know me or anything about my life. Thus, I categorize those people as dumbasses for thinking a stranger is a dumbass. And that makes… most people dumbasses. LOL. Power to the people. *cheers*